Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"I need to re-wine my life."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Time to wine down."
"Partners in wine."
"No wine left behind."
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
"I make pour decisions."
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"Love the wine you're with."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"You can't sip with us."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"Say you'll be wine."
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"On cloud wine."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.