Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.