It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.