I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.