Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!