Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.