Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.