Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”