Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
I like you a latke!
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.