Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.