What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn't making enough money from the wool? The situation went from baa-d to wurst!
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
I tried to change my email password to “beef stew” the other day. It was refused because it was not stroganoff.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor? Cured meat!
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
What type of relationships do hotdogs like to have? A frank relationship, they can’t stand lies.
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
The cow intestine dish was offal, but the pig organ tacos was grocer!
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
.... ruff
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
What cut of meat do you get from an extremely tired butcher?
A filet mid-yawn
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!