Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.