An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.