What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.