What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
Why should you never do math with a tiger?
If you add 4+4 you're gonna get ate.
Q: What time is it when a tiger walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
A tiger lost a storytelling competition recently as he has only got one tail.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What’s striped and bouncy?
A tiger on a pogo stick!
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.