What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A tiger moth.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
How do tigers like their cheese?
Grrrrreated
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Tony the tiger ate both of my grandmother's parents.
Tearfully, I asked him why. He just looked at me and said, "They're GREAT!"
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
If a lamb and tiger were crossed, you would end up with a striped sweater.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
What is the only difference between a lion and a tiger? The mane part is missing in a tiger.