What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...