Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.