The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.