The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.