What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
A priest, a rabbit and a deacon walk into a blood bank.
"I think I might be a type o." said the rabbit.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!