What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.