How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.