Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.