Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.