What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!