What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.