Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.