What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.