Don't worry, bee happy!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy