What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.