What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
What do you give a sick penguin?
Tweetment.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What do you call a cold penguin?
A Brrr-d.
What do Penguins like to eat?
Brrrrrrrritos.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
Why was the penguin so annoying?
Because he was always fishing for complements.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
Where do penguins go swimming?
At the South Pool!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
Who is a penguin’s favourite family member?
Aunt Artica.
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
An eggroll.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers!
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!