What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Goat milk?
Something’s goat to give.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Whatever floats your goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
I goat this.