I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.