Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.