Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.