What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.