What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!