What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.