What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.