A mosquito was trying to land on my arm.
I shook it and said:
"Not on my watch."
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
Now it has no friends.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
Why was the mosquito sad on christmas?
It was a bah hum bug.
What do you call an italian mosquito?
Malario.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
What is a mosquitos worst fear?
The S.W.A.T Team.
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
Some see a puddle of mosquito larva.
I see a pool of enbitenment.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
Why cant a mosquito stand on his feet?
because they dont have mosquiTOES.
What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common?
They both share your blood.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
Once I told a joke about mosquitos...
It was malarious.
A mosquito asks for a date: "I'd like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg"
She says "I don't know, I feel like I'm going out on a limb here."
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
How many mosquito's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only 2, no idea how they got there.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."