What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"