What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they’re wrigleys!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I love eating glow worms
Especially as a light snack
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.