Book Puns

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Book Puns

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
My weekend is fully booked.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
I have no shelf control.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Books are my kind of texts.
Feeling my shelf.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Talk literary to me.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Treat yo shelves.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Where my prose at?
Stay true to your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Better read than dead.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Readers do it by the book.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I read dead people.