Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.