I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
I’m feelin’ green.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
You’re my lucky charm.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Dublin over in laughter.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Irish I had better jokes.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
I love when you coddle me.