What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Red ship hits Blue ship...
Sailors marooned.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.