What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Can I be Candide with you?
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
French people give me the crepes.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.