My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.