You seem a little mer-mad.
You really mermaid my day.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Seas the day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Fishing you a happy day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
Long time no sea.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You mermaid to go far.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Wish upon a starfish.
Don't fork-get your manners.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
We were mermaid for each other.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You mermake me happy.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
You are shrimply the best!
Call me on the shellphone.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Shell-abrate the good times!
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.